Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
the entire plot of twilight princess is link turning around and getting shocked by people taller than him
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
I’ve still got it.
OH MY GOD
GOD DAMN IT HERACLES